What movies have not aged well?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Goldfinger

Octopussy

Why am I always so tired, no matter how much I sleep?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Have you ever accidentally found out that you were about to be fired?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Moonraker

Why did my ex of 2 years move on so fast after he left me? Why does he act so cold towards me, and as if I don't exist?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-All the bad guys are black.

From Russia With Love

What makes you feel guilty the most?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Dr No

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

If you could go back and rewrite the Legend of Korra, what would you change, and why?

Diamonds Are Forever

A View to a Kill

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

You hold the door open for a lady and she stops in her tracks and screams at you, ‘Don’t hold the door for me! I’ll get it myself!’ What are your feelings or immediate reaction?

-”Ah so!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

My stepdaughter’s mom tells her I’m not a real dance teacher, but my stepdaughter has seen me in action. Why does she still question my abilities?

-J W Pepper

You Only Live Twice

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Live and Let Die

My friend asked my crush and he said my crush hates me but not in a rude way. What does that mean?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

How do I come out as queer to my best friend in a funny and stupid way?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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